Diary of a Loon: A Modern Tale of Love and Insanity
Love is a serious matter? I guess... On the flipside... But who wants to be serious when you can be spectacularly ridiculous? So crank up Beyoncé and Adele and wallow in the crazy. Turn the volume all the way to " Oh lawd, my neighbors are probably filing a noise complaint," Strut like you’re one heartbeat away from falling in love—or one wobble away from a face-plant in your stilettos. This one’s for all of us who’ve lost our damn minds in the name of love. You are not alone. There’s a club. We meet Tuesdays. Bring Guac and Tacos. ________________________________________ Diary of a Loon (A poem about love, or lunacy, depends on who you ask) You move me to madness, And make me lose my head— Can I keep you in my pocket? Can I hide you under my bed? (Note: This is what Attachment Theory calls "Anxious Preoccupied".) " Shut it, John and Mary! Leave me to my delulu!” You make me want to scream and shout, And sometimes pull out my hair. Will you stick around f...